1. After you take a bath you’re clean but wet, so you dry yourself with a towel. Why do you have to wash the towel? Isn’t clean?
2. Where does the white go when snow melts?
3. Do blind people have dreams? If they do, do they know what they are seeing?
4. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
5. Why do they call Greenland Greenland when it’s all ice, and Iceland Iceland when it’s all green?
6. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?
7. If you’re in a car traveling at the speed of light, what happens if you put on the headlights?
8. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it’s called a cargo?
9. If ‘practice makes perfect’ and ‘nobody is perfect’, why bother practicing?
10. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Think of these and answer yourself
Sep 30, 2006
Sep 29, 2006
New Marketing Concepts
A Professor at one of the IIM’s (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich, marry him.” - That’s advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” - That’s Telemarketing
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:” By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry! Me?” - That’s Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - That’s restriction for entering new markets
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich, marry him.” - That’s advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” - That’s Telemarketing
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:” By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry! Me?” - That’s Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - That’s restriction for entering new markets
An interesting lesson from History
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe
Quotes of LUV
I think.........,One does not fall 'in' or 'out' of love.
One grows in love......... coz nothing is inside and outside of love...everthing we do, we care, we want, exists within the love.
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real love is like a speech,any fool can start it but ending it requires cosiderable skill
It can b very easy 2 fall in love but it is very difficult to find someone who can catch you when you fall...
love me the most when i deserve it the least thats when i need it the most
Worlds most beautiful sentence=> But, I love you........
Worlds most painful sentence => I love you, but........
Many take differences as fact of life knowing nobody is perfect
n r ready to accept their love ones as they r....
Many want to change their love ones to become those
he/she is not n just to meet the expectation that will never b possible
love is not about finding the perfect person. but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
In life.. i found you..
In you .. i found life..! thats love
Its better to lose your pride for someone you love rather than lose
that someone you love for your useless pride
love endures only when lovers love many things together & not merely each other
love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell-sharon stone
It takes only 3 seconds to say 'I Love You' ...But it takes a lifetime to prove it
We never get what we want - We never want what we get
We never have what we like - We never like what we have
Still we live...
Still we love...
Still we hope...
(i belive its true) "I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am, when I am with you"
Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.'
Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.'
I would rather be blind than not to see you. I would rather not hear anything than not to hear you, I would rather lose my voice if I didnt tell this to you, that I would rather lose my heart than not love you.
One grows in love......... coz nothing is inside and outside of love...everthing we do, we care, we want, exists within the love.
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real love is like a speech,any fool can start it but ending it requires cosiderable skill
It can b very easy 2 fall in love but it is very difficult to find someone who can catch you when you fall...
love me the most when i deserve it the least thats when i need it the most
Worlds most beautiful sentence=> But, I love you........
Worlds most painful sentence => I love you, but........
Many take differences as fact of life knowing nobody is perfect
n r ready to accept their love ones as they r....
Many want to change their love ones to become those
he/she is not n just to meet the expectation that will never b possible
love is not about finding the perfect person. but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
In life.. i found you..
In you .. i found life..! thats love
Its better to lose your pride for someone you love rather than lose
that someone you love for your useless pride
love endures only when lovers love many things together & not merely each other
love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell-sharon stone
It takes only 3 seconds to say 'I Love You' ...But it takes a lifetime to prove it
We never get what we want - We never want what we get
We never have what we like - We never like what we have
Still we live...
Still we love...
Still we hope...
(i belive its true) "I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am, when I am with you"
Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.'
Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.'
I would rather be blind than not to see you. I would rather not hear anything than not to hear you, I would rather lose my voice if I didnt tell this to you, that I would rather lose my heart than not love you.
Sep 26, 2006
Wife Management S/W
Dear Microsoft Technical Support,
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend7.0 but uninstall doesn’t work on this program.
With regards,
Joe.
THE REPLY: -
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony Support and Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary36.24.36 (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.
Thank you for using the program!!
With regards,
Bill
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend7.0 but uninstall doesn’t work on this program.
With regards,
Joe.
THE REPLY: -
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony Support and Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary36.24.36 (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.
Thank you for using the program!!
With regards,
Bill
Don’t Miss the Moral.
Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just ased on opinion or pre conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
PVNR is asked to spell “INDIA” and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell “ENGLAND” and he too passes.
It is Laloo’s turn and he is asked to spell “CZECHOSLOVAKIA”.
Laloo protests that he doesn’t know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal platform for all three).
PVNR is asked to write “KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW”. He writes it easily and passes.
Advani is asked to write “BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN”. He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write “BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR…..” Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the other two weren’t), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.
PVNR is asked: “When did India get Independence?”. He replied “1947″ and passed.replied “1947″ and passed.
Advani is asked “How many people died during the independence struggle?”.
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It’s Laloo’s turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story :
IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just ased on opinion or pre conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
PVNR is asked to spell “INDIA” and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell “ENGLAND” and he too passes.
It is Laloo’s turn and he is asked to spell “CZECHOSLOVAKIA”.
Laloo protests that he doesn’t know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal platform for all three).
PVNR is asked to write “KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW”. He writes it easily and passes.
Advani is asked to write “BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN”. He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write “BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR…..” Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the other two weren’t), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.
PVNR is asked: “When did India get Independence?”. He replied “1947″ and passed.replied “1947″ and passed.
Advani is asked “How many people died during the independence struggle?”.
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It’s Laloo’s turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story :
IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
Sep 23, 2006
10 Biggest Brain Damaging Habits
1.No Breakfast Chef
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
2.Overeating Chocolate BunnyPicnic Table
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.
3.SmokingSmoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
4.High Sugar consumption Milk ShakeSweet
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development .
5.Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.
6.Sleep Deprivation Counting Sheep
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.
7.Head covered while sleeping Alarm Clock 3
Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
8.Working your brain during illness Boys Night OutStudying
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.
9.Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.
10.Talking Rarely
Talk To You Later
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
2.Overeating Chocolate BunnyPicnic Table
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.
3.SmokingSmoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
4.High Sugar consumption Milk ShakeSweet
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development .
5.Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.
6.Sleep Deprivation Counting Sheep
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.
7.Head covered while sleeping Alarm Clock 3
Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
8.Working your brain during illness Boys Night OutStudying
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.
9.Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.
10.Talking Rarely
Talk To You Later
Sep 13, 2006
Your Personality by Name
Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can’t be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don’t get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated. Your mate’s physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, & not very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
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Does your name begin with: B?
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your statement of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
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Does your name begin with: C?
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
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Does your name begin with: D?
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement’s, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humor. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.
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Does your name begin with: E?
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover.
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Does your name begin with: F?
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.
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Does your name begin with: G?
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.
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Does your name begin with: H?
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life, fun & everything you seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvements often, as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with a passion for life.
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Does your name begin with: I?
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated…even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of statement. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don’t last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
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Does your name begin with: J?
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren’t always used for the good. ( you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.
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Does your name begin with: K?
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don’t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to beattractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: L?
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it’s all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated.
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Does your name begin with: M?
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
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Does your name begin with: N?
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
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Does your name begin with: O?
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
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Does your name begin with: P?
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn’t think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy…a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
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Does your name begin with: Q?
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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Does your name begin with: R?
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: S?
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don’t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: T?
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. Music, soft lights & romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren’t very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change; you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don’t want to hear it their advice may turn ! out to save your life.
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Does your name begin with: U?
You are enthusiastic & at you’re happiest when in love. When not in love you’re in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.
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Does your name begin with: V?
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see hat makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
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Does your name begin with: W?
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like laying love games.
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Does your name begin with: X?
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can’t shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
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Does your name begin with: Y?
You are sensual & very independent. If you can’t have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn’t work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: Z?
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover’s savior.
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can’t be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don’t get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated. Your mate’s physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, & not very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
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Does your name begin with: B?
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your statement of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
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Does your name begin with: C?
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
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Does your name begin with: D?
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement’s, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humor. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.
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Does your name begin with: E?
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover.
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Does your name begin with: F?
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.
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Does your name begin with: G?
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.
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Does your name begin with: H?
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life, fun & everything you seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvements often, as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with a passion for life.
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Does your name begin with: I?
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated…even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of statement. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don’t last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
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Does your name begin with: J?
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren’t always used for the good. ( you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.
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Does your name begin with: K?
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don’t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to beattractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: L?
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it’s all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated.
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Does your name begin with: M?
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
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Does your name begin with: N?
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
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Does your name begin with: O?
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
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Does your name begin with: P?
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn’t think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy…a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
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Does your name begin with: Q?
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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Does your name begin with: R?
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: S?
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don’t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: T?
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. Music, soft lights & romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren’t very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change; you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don’t want to hear it their advice may turn ! out to save your life.
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Does your name begin with: U?
You are enthusiastic & at you’re happiest when in love. When not in love you’re in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.
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Does your name begin with: V?
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see hat makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
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Does your name begin with: W?
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like laying love games.
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Does your name begin with: X?
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can’t shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
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Does your name begin with: Y?
You are sensual & very independent. If you can’t have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn’t work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: Z?
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover’s savior.
Sep 10, 2006
Sardarjee MBBS
Once upon a time, a Sardar applied to Medical School.
Needless to say, he never made it… do you wanna know why ????
Below are the answers he gave …
ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
COMA - punctuation mark
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DILATE - the late British princess
GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl
GENES - blue denim
HERNIA - she is close by
HYMEN - greeting to several males
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MICROBES - small dressing gowns
OBESITY - city of Obe
SECRETION - hiding anything
TABLET - small table
ULTRASOUND - radical noise
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of playing cards
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck of a crow
Needless to say, he never made it… do you wanna know why ????
Below are the answers he gave …
ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
COMA - punctuation mark
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DILATE - the late British princess
GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl
GENES - blue denim
HERNIA - she is close by
HYMEN - greeting to several males
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MICROBES - small dressing gowns
OBESITY - city of Obe
SECRETION - hiding anything
TABLET - small table
ULTRASOUND - radical noise
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of playing cards
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck of a crow
Sep 9, 2006
Personality by Month
JANUARY
*Ambitious and serious
*Loves to teach and be taught
*Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses
*Likes to criticize
*Hardworking and productive
*Smart, neat and organised
*Sensitive and has deep thoughts
*Knows how to make others happy
*Quiet unless excited or tensed
*Rather reserved
*Highly attentive
*Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
*Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
*Loves children
*Homely person
*Loyal
*Needs to improve social abilities
*Easily jealous.
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FEBRUARY
*Abstract thoughts
*Loves reality and abstract
*Intelligent and clever
*Changing personality
*Temperamental
*Quiet, shy and humble
*Low self esteem
*Honest and loyal
*Determined to reach goals
*Loves freedom
*Rebellious when restricted
*Loves aggressiveness
*Too sensitive and easily hurt
*Showing anger easily
*Dislike unnecessary things
*Loves making friends but rarely shows it
*Daring and stubborn
*Ambitious
*Realizing dreams and hopes
*Sharp
*Loves entertainment and leisure
*Romantic on the inside not outside
*Superstitious and ludicrous
*Spendthrift
*Learns to show emotions.
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MARCH
*Attractive personality
*Affectionate
*Shy and reserved
*Secretive
*Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
*Loves peace and serenity
*Sensitive to others
*Loves to serve others
*Not easily angered
*Trustworthy
*Appreciative and returns kindness
*Observant and assess others
*Revengeful
*Loves to dream and fantasize
*Loves traveling
*Loves attention
*Hasty decisions in choosing partners
*Loves home decors
*Musically talented
*Loves special things
*Moody.
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APRIL
*Active and dynamic
*Decisive and haste but tends to regret
*Attractive and affectionate to oneself
*Strong mentality
*Loves attention
*Diplomatic
*Consoling
*Friendly and solves people’s problems
*Brave and fearless
*Adventurous
*Loving and caring
*Suave and generous
*Emotional
*Revengeful
*Aggressive
*Hasty
*Good memory
*Moving
*Motivate oneself and the others
*Sickness usually of the head and chest
*Easily get too jealous.
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MAY
*Stubborn and hard-hearted
*Strong-willed and highly motivated
*Sharp thoughts
*Easily angered
*Attracts others and loves attention
*Deep feelings
*Beautiful physically and mentally
*Firm standpoint
*Easily influenced
*Needs no motivation
*Easily consoled
*Systematic (left brain)
*Loves to dream
*Strong clairvoyance
*Understanding
*Sickness usually in the ear and neck
*Good imagination
*Good debating skills
*Good physical
*Weak breathing
*Loves literature and the arts
*Loves traveling
*Dislike being at home
*Restless
*Hardworking
*High spirited
*Spendthrift
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JUNE
*Thinks far with vision
*Easily influenced by kindness
*Polite and soft-spoken
*Having lots of ideas
*Sensitive
*Active mind
*Hesitating
*Tends to delay
*Choosy and always wants the best
*Temperamental
*Funny and humorous
*Loves to joke
*Good debating skills
*Talkative
*Daydreamer
*Friendly
*Knows how to make friends
*Abiding
*Able to show character
*Easily hurt
*Prone to getting colds
*Loves to dress up
*Easily bored
*Fussy
*Seldom show emotions
*Takes time to recover when hurt
*Brand conscious
*Executive
*Stubborn
*Those who loves me are enemies
*Those who hates me are friends.
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JULY
*Fun to be with
*Secretive
*Difficult to fathom and to be understood
*Quiet unless excited or tensed
*Takes pride in oneself
*Has reputation
*Easily consoled
*Honest
*Concern about people’s feelings
*Tactful
*Friendly
*Approachable
*Very emotional
*Temperamental and unpredictable
*Moody and easily hurt
*Witty and starkly
*Sentimental
*Not revengeful
*Forgiving but never forgets
*Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
*Guides others physically and mentally
*Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
*Caring and loving
*Treats others equally
*Strong sense of sympathy
*Wary and sharp
*Judge people through observations
*Hardworking
*No difficulties in studying
*Loves to be alone
*Always broods about the past and the old friends
*Likes to be quiet
*Homely person
*Waits for friends
*Never looks for friends
*Not aggressive unless provoked
*Prone to having stomach and dieting problems
*Loves to be loved
*Easily hurt but takes long to recover
*Overly concerned
*Puts in effort in work.
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AUGUST
*Loves to joke
*Attractive
*Suave and caring
*Brave and fearless
*Firm and has leadership qualities
*Knows how to console others
*Too generous and egoistic
*Take high pride of oneself
*Thirsty for praises
*Extraordinary spirit
*Easily angered
*Angry when provoked
*Easily jealous
*Observant
*Careful and cautious
*Thinks quickly
*Independent thoughts
*Loves to lead and to be led
*Loves to dream
*Talented in the arts, music and defense
*Sensitive but not petty
*Poor resistance against illnesses
*Learns to relax
*Hasty and rusty
*Romantic
*Loving and caring
*Loves to make friends.
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SEPTEMBER
*Suave and compromising
*Careful, cautious and organized
*Likes to point out people’s mistakes
*Likes to criticize
*Quiet but able to talk well
*Calm and cool
*Kind and sympathetic
*Concerned and detailed
*Trustworthy, loyal and honest
*Does work well
*Sensitive
*Thinking
*Good memory
*Clever and knowledgeable
*Loves to look for information
*Must control oneself when criticizing
*Able to motivate oneself
*Understanding
*Secretive
*Loves sports, leisure and traveling
*Hardly shows emotions
*Tends to bottle up feelings
*Choosy especially in relationships
*Loves wide things
*Systematic.
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OCTOBER
*Loves to chat
*Loves those who loves him
*Loves to takes things at the center
*Attractive and suave
*Inner and physical beauty
*Does not lie or pretend
*Sympathetic
*Treats friends importantly
*Always making friends
*Easily hurt but recovers easily
*Bad tempered
*Selfish
*Seldom helps unless asked
*Daydreamer
*Very opinionated
*Does not care of what others think
*Emotional
*Decisive
*Strong clairvoyance
*Loves to travel, the arts and literature
*Soft-spoken, loving and caring
*Romantic
*Touchy and easily jealous
*Concerned
*Loves outdoors
*Just and fair
*Spendthrift and easily influenced
*Easily lose confidence.
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NOVEMBER
*Has a lot of ideas
*Difficult to fathom
*Thinks forward
*Unique and brilliant
*Extraordinary ideas
*Sharp thinking
*Fine and strong clairvoyance
*Can become good doctors
*Careful and cautious
*Dynamic in personality
*Secretive
*Inquisitive
*Knows how to dig secrets
*Always thinking
*Less talkative but amiable
*Brave and generous
*Patient
*Stubborn and hard-hearted
*If there is a will, there is a way
*Determined
*Never give up
*Hardly become angry unless provoked
*Loves to be alone
*Thinks differently from others
*Sharp-minded
*Motivates oneself
*Does not appreciate praises
*High-spirited
*Well-built and tough
*Deep love and emotions
*Romantic
*Uncertain in relationships
*Homely
*Hardworking
*High abilities
*Trustworthy
*Honest and keeps secrets
*Not able to control emotions
*Unpredictable.
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DECEMBER
*Loyal and generous
*Patriotic
*Active in games and interactions
*Impatient and hasty
*Ambitious
*Influential in organizations
*Fun to be with
*Loves to socialize
*Loves praises
*Loves attention
*Loves to be loved
*Honest and trustworthy
*Not pretending
*Short tempered
*Changing personality
*Not egoistic
*Takes high pride in oneself
*Hates restrictions
*Loves to joke
*Good sense of humor
*Logical.
*Ambitious and serious
*Loves to teach and be taught
*Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses
*Likes to criticize
*Hardworking and productive
*Smart, neat and organised
*Sensitive and has deep thoughts
*Knows how to make others happy
*Quiet unless excited or tensed
*Rather reserved
*Highly attentive
*Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
*Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
*Loves children
*Homely person
*Loyal
*Needs to improve social abilities
*Easily jealous.
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FEBRUARY
*Abstract thoughts
*Loves reality and abstract
*Intelligent and clever
*Changing personality
*Temperamental
*Quiet, shy and humble
*Low self esteem
*Honest and loyal
*Determined to reach goals
*Loves freedom
*Rebellious when restricted
*Loves aggressiveness
*Too sensitive and easily hurt
*Showing anger easily
*Dislike unnecessary things
*Loves making friends but rarely shows it
*Daring and stubborn
*Ambitious
*Realizing dreams and hopes
*Sharp
*Loves entertainment and leisure
*Romantic on the inside not outside
*Superstitious and ludicrous
*Spendthrift
*Learns to show emotions.
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MARCH
*Attractive personality
*Affectionate
*Shy and reserved
*Secretive
*Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
*Loves peace and serenity
*Sensitive to others
*Loves to serve others
*Not easily angered
*Trustworthy
*Appreciative and returns kindness
*Observant and assess others
*Revengeful
*Loves to dream and fantasize
*Loves traveling
*Loves attention
*Hasty decisions in choosing partners
*Loves home decors
*Musically talented
*Loves special things
*Moody.
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APRIL
*Active and dynamic
*Decisive and haste but tends to regret
*Attractive and affectionate to oneself
*Strong mentality
*Loves attention
*Diplomatic
*Consoling
*Friendly and solves people’s problems
*Brave and fearless
*Adventurous
*Loving and caring
*Suave and generous
*Emotional
*Revengeful
*Aggressive
*Hasty
*Good memory
*Moving
*Motivate oneself and the others
*Sickness usually of the head and chest
*Easily get too jealous.
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MAY
*Stubborn and hard-hearted
*Strong-willed and highly motivated
*Sharp thoughts
*Easily angered
*Attracts others and loves attention
*Deep feelings
*Beautiful physically and mentally
*Firm standpoint
*Easily influenced
*Needs no motivation
*Easily consoled
*Systematic (left brain)
*Loves to dream
*Strong clairvoyance
*Understanding
*Sickness usually in the ear and neck
*Good imagination
*Good debating skills
*Good physical
*Weak breathing
*Loves literature and the arts
*Loves traveling
*Dislike being at home
*Restless
*Hardworking
*High spirited
*Spendthrift
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JUNE
*Thinks far with vision
*Easily influenced by kindness
*Polite and soft-spoken
*Having lots of ideas
*Sensitive
*Active mind
*Hesitating
*Tends to delay
*Choosy and always wants the best
*Temperamental
*Funny and humorous
*Loves to joke
*Good debating skills
*Talkative
*Daydreamer
*Friendly
*Knows how to make friends
*Abiding
*Able to show character
*Easily hurt
*Prone to getting colds
*Loves to dress up
*Easily bored
*Fussy
*Seldom show emotions
*Takes time to recover when hurt
*Brand conscious
*Executive
*Stubborn
*Those who loves me are enemies
*Those who hates me are friends.
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JULY
*Fun to be with
*Secretive
*Difficult to fathom and to be understood
*Quiet unless excited or tensed
*Takes pride in oneself
*Has reputation
*Easily consoled
*Honest
*Concern about people’s feelings
*Tactful
*Friendly
*Approachable
*Very emotional
*Temperamental and unpredictable
*Moody and easily hurt
*Witty and starkly
*Sentimental
*Not revengeful
*Forgiving but never forgets
*Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
*Guides others physically and mentally
*Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
*Caring and loving
*Treats others equally
*Strong sense of sympathy
*Wary and sharp
*Judge people through observations
*Hardworking
*No difficulties in studying
*Loves to be alone
*Always broods about the past and the old friends
*Likes to be quiet
*Homely person
*Waits for friends
*Never looks for friends
*Not aggressive unless provoked
*Prone to having stomach and dieting problems
*Loves to be loved
*Easily hurt but takes long to recover
*Overly concerned
*Puts in effort in work.
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AUGUST
*Loves to joke
*Attractive
*Suave and caring
*Brave and fearless
*Firm and has leadership qualities
*Knows how to console others
*Too generous and egoistic
*Take high pride of oneself
*Thirsty for praises
*Extraordinary spirit
*Easily angered
*Angry when provoked
*Easily jealous
*Observant
*Careful and cautious
*Thinks quickly
*Independent thoughts
*Loves to lead and to be led
*Loves to dream
*Talented in the arts, music and defense
*Sensitive but not petty
*Poor resistance against illnesses
*Learns to relax
*Hasty and rusty
*Romantic
*Loving and caring
*Loves to make friends.
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SEPTEMBER
*Suave and compromising
*Careful, cautious and organized
*Likes to point out people’s mistakes
*Likes to criticize
*Quiet but able to talk well
*Calm and cool
*Kind and sympathetic
*Concerned and detailed
*Trustworthy, loyal and honest
*Does work well
*Sensitive
*Thinking
*Good memory
*Clever and knowledgeable
*Loves to look for information
*Must control oneself when criticizing
*Able to motivate oneself
*Understanding
*Secretive
*Loves sports, leisure and traveling
*Hardly shows emotions
*Tends to bottle up feelings
*Choosy especially in relationships
*Loves wide things
*Systematic.
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OCTOBER
*Loves to chat
*Loves those who loves him
*Loves to takes things at the center
*Attractive and suave
*Inner and physical beauty
*Does not lie or pretend
*Sympathetic
*Treats friends importantly
*Always making friends
*Easily hurt but recovers easily
*Bad tempered
*Selfish
*Seldom helps unless asked
*Daydreamer
*Very opinionated
*Does not care of what others think
*Emotional
*Decisive
*Strong clairvoyance
*Loves to travel, the arts and literature
*Soft-spoken, loving and caring
*Romantic
*Touchy and easily jealous
*Concerned
*Loves outdoors
*Just and fair
*Spendthrift and easily influenced
*Easily lose confidence.
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NOVEMBER
*Has a lot of ideas
*Difficult to fathom
*Thinks forward
*Unique and brilliant
*Extraordinary ideas
*Sharp thinking
*Fine and strong clairvoyance
*Can become good doctors
*Careful and cautious
*Dynamic in personality
*Secretive
*Inquisitive
*Knows how to dig secrets
*Always thinking
*Less talkative but amiable
*Brave and generous
*Patient
*Stubborn and hard-hearted
*If there is a will, there is a way
*Determined
*Never give up
*Hardly become angry unless provoked
*Loves to be alone
*Thinks differently from others
*Sharp-minded
*Motivates oneself
*Does not appreciate praises
*High-spirited
*Well-built and tough
*Deep love and emotions
*Romantic
*Uncertain in relationships
*Homely
*Hardworking
*High abilities
*Trustworthy
*Honest and keeps secrets
*Not able to control emotions
*Unpredictable.
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DECEMBER
*Loyal and generous
*Patriotic
*Active in games and interactions
*Impatient and hasty
*Ambitious
*Influential in organizations
*Fun to be with
*Loves to socialize
*Loves praises
*Loves attention
*Loves to be loved
*Honest and trustworthy
*Not pretending
*Short tempered
*Changing personality
*Not egoistic
*Takes high pride in oneself
*Hates restrictions
*Loves to joke
*Good sense of humor
*Logical.
Sep 8, 2006
Personality By Signing Style
SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are a little bit selfish but believe in “Happiness of human life”.
TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fiances as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons & they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract others.
SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are very cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.
NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN
These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention to others views. These are considered to be good natured but are selfish too.
RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN
These persons try to be very smart, hide each & every matter, never say anything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the other person of what he is talking of.
RANDOM SIGN, SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN
These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. These people change their ideas & views as fast as the wind changes its direction of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or wrong. You can win them just by flattering them
SIGN IN PRINTED LETTERS
These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are ready to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near & dear. But these seems to think a lot and may get angry very soon.
WRITING COMPLETE NAME AS THEIR SIGN
These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any environment & to the person they are talking. These persons are very firm on their views & posses a lot of will power.
These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are a little bit selfish but believe in “Happiness of human life”.
TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fiances as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons & they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract others.
SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are very cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.
NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN
These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention to others views. These are considered to be good natured but are selfish too.
RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN
These persons try to be very smart, hide each & every matter, never say anything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the other person of what he is talking of.
RANDOM SIGN, SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN
These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. These people change their ideas & views as fast as the wind changes its direction of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or wrong. You can win them just by flattering them
SIGN IN PRINTED LETTERS
These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are ready to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near & dear. But these seems to think a lot and may get angry very soon.
WRITING COMPLETE NAME AS THEIR SIGN
These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any environment & to the person they are talking. These persons are very firm on their views & posses a lot of will power.
Pesonality By Date
If your birthday is on.. Scroll down to find out about your nature..
| December 23rd - January 1st | Red |
| January 2nd - January 11th | |
| January 12th - January 24th | Yellow |
| January 25th - February 3 | Pink |
| February 4th - February 8th | Blue |
| February 9th - February 18th | Green |
| February 19th - February 28th | Brown |
| March1st - Match 10th | Aqua |
| March 11 - March 20th | Lime |
| March 21 st | Black |
| March 22 nd - March 31st | Purple |
| April 1st - April 10th | Navy |
| April 11th - April 20th | Silver |
| April 21st - April 30th | White |
| May 2nd - May 14th | Blue |
| May 15th - May 24th | Gold |
| May 25th - June 3rd | Cream |
| June 4th - June13th | Gray |
| June 14 - June 23rd | Maroon |
| June 24th | Gray |
| June 25 - July 4th | Red |
| July 5th - July 14th | |
| July 15th - July 25 th | Yellow |
| July 26th - August 4 th | Pink |
| August 5th - August 13th | Blue |
| August 14th - August 23rd | Green |
| August 24 - September 2nd | Brown |
| September 3rd - September12th | Aqua |
| September 13th - September 22nd | Lime |
| September 23rd | Olive |
| September 24th - October 3rd | Purple |
| October 4th - October 13th | Nave |
| October 14th - October 23rd | Silver |
| October 24 - November 11th | White |
| November 12th - November 21st | Gold |
| November 22nd - December1st | Cream |
| December 2nd - December11th | Gray |
| December 12th - December 21st | Maroon |
| December 22nd | Teal |
| RED |
| CREAM |
| TEAL |
| GREY |
| GREEN |
| GOLD |
| PINK |
| YELLOW |
| MAROON |
| ORANGE |
| PURPLE |
| LIME |
| SILVER |
| WHITE |
| OLIVE |
| BROWN |
| BLUE |
| NAVY |
| AQUA |
| BLACK |
| ORANGE |
Sep 1, 2006
Why Indians Can’t be Terrorists
1. We are always late we would have missed the flight.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us!
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can’t keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country’s flag on the windshield.
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us!
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can’t keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country’s flag on the windshield.
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
Think Positive!!
This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don’t always manage to do.
I am thankful…
1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else.
2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets.
3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.
4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.
5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.
6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.
7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home.
8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech.
9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.
10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbors because it means that I can hear.
11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.
12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard.
13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am still alive.
I am thankful…
1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else.
2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets.
3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.
4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.
5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.
6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.
7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home.
8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech.
9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.
10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbors because it means that I can hear.
11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.
12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard.
13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am still alive.
I DON’T KNOW THE DOCTOR WHO WROTE THIS, BUT I LIKE HIM!
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good !
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! … Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO. Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember:
“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming. “WOO HOO, What a Ride”
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good !
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! … Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO. Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember:
“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming. “WOO HOO, What a Ride”
NEW CEO
A man who had just been hired as the new CEO of a large corporation met with the outgoing CEO, who gave him three numbered envelopes. “Open these if you run up against a problem you can’t solve,” he said.
Six months later, sales took a downturn and the new CEO was really catching a lot of heat. Uncertain about how to proceed, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope.
The paper inside simply said, “Blame your predecessor.”
The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press - and Wall Street - responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.
About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize.” He did, and the company quickly rebounded.
After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO headed straight for the third envelope.
The message said, “Prepare three envelopes.”
Six months later, sales took a downturn and the new CEO was really catching a lot of heat. Uncertain about how to proceed, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope.
The paper inside simply said, “Blame your predecessor.”
The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press - and Wall Street - responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.
About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize.” He did, and the company quickly rebounded.
After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO headed straight for the third envelope.
The message said, “Prepare three envelopes.”