3 Turtles

Once 3 turtles decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

The youngest said he would go home and get it if they wouldn’t eat the snacks
until he got back.

A week went by,

Then a month,

A year

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And finally 2 turtles decided:

OH! Come-on, let’s eat the snacks. Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said:

If you do like this, I won’t go!

Baba's

This is a conversation that took place between a person in the public (Y) and a marketing guy(X)

X: Which shaving cream do you use?
Y: Baba’s

X: Which aftershave do you use?
Y: Baba’s

X: Which deodorant do you use?
Y: Baba’s

X: Which toothpaste do you use?
Y: Baba’s

X: Which shampoo do you use?
Y: Baba’s

X: Which socks do you use?
Y: Baba’s

X: Which vests do you use?
Y: Baba’s

X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international company???
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Y: No, He is my roommate

Similarities between Girls and Windows.

Girls and Windows

• Both have a great UI.
• Both consume large resources and do less work.
• Both crash unexpectedly.
• Both are not easily portable on different architectures (environment).
• Both can’t work on low resource architectures (environment).
• Both are costly to maintain.
• Both give mostly unexpected outputs.
• Both’s working often contradicts with their documentation.
• Both are easily prone to viruses (rumors and doubts) (and they (viruses) do spread very fast in windows based networks).
• In spite of all above disadvantages, both are liked.