Famous Divorce

The first divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist attack has been filled in new york. It appears a guy with an office on the 103rd floor of the world trade center spent the morning at his girlfriend’s apartment with his phone turned off. He wasn’t watching TV either.

When he turned his phone back on at about 11am,it rang immediately. It was his hysterical wife,”Are you ok? Where are you?” He said “What do you mean? I’m in the office of course!”

How people give explanations.!!!!!!!! for Leave.

Suddenly one of the employees in an organization took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL asked for explanation.

The employee said “Sir, my mom died unexpectedly”. The PL let it go at that. After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died. Then the PL got changed. After 3 months the same pattern repeated. And the employee gave the explanation that his mom died. After 3 months same thing again…

And this time his father died. This happened repeatedly for 2 years. At the end, one PL checked his past records and told him, “I have caught you red handed, How come in the past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your dad has died five times?”

To which the guy said, “Sir, my mom died and my father remarried. Then my father died and my new mom remarried. Then my mom died and the new father remarried. This has been going on and on and on and…”!!!!!!

AT INDO-PAK WAR

Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets. The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps Captain. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar dani!(mosquito net) He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run off quickly. The next day Hari Singh gets a medal. His friends ask him “Yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?” Hari Singh replies “Maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?

In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh No Assumptions Please!) joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they’ve lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh wearning nothing he tries do shoo away the pakistanis like his father did but instead gets shot. In the hospital his friends tell him “aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha, aur tu nunga chale gaya”. Gani Singh replies
“aare yaar main tho odomos lage ke gaya tha”!