If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:
1.) U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, “His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues”
2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.
3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call.
6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial “0″to get an outside line.
7.) U haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.
8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.
9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
10.) Ur important ‘meetings’ usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.
13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.
16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12
17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .
18.)And now u r smiling
Am sure u did steps 16 to 18.
Nov 22, 2006
Test your eyes
Count every “F” in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…
HOW MANY?
……………… 3?
WRONG, THERE IS 6 — no joke... READ IT AGAIN!
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process “OF”. Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 “F’s” on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…
HOW MANY?
……………… 3?
WRONG, THERE IS 6 — no joke... READ IT AGAIN!
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process “OF”. Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 “F’s” on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Richest country……amazing news
Do you know that India is the richest country in the world! Right now, India is the richest country in the world!
Wondering how? It’s really amazing. It’s due to Mr. G Vaidyaraj, who donated all his wealth, about which he actually did not know.
He is a descendant of Raja Krishnadev Raya from Mysore district.
For the last 300 years or so, three stones were worshiped in his house.But nobody tried to see what it was, except this person, who is a lawyer by profession.One day, when there was nobody in his house, he took the stone out to see what it was that they worship.
Due to the dust deposited on it, from many many years, it looked only like a simple stone. But when he touched it, some portion of the stone was cleansed.
And he saw a bright ray of light. He saw something which attracted his attention. And he was amazed when he cleaned all of them.The whole room was filled with light.
He discovered they were diamonds of about 4600 carats each. He informed the Govt. of India and the news is censored with its security. It’s now deposited in a Swiss Bank.
The cost of single diamond exceeds the GDP of USA + UK. India can buy virtually 7 developing nations.
Even World Bank does not have enough money to buy it.
One diamond costs thrice the debt of World Bank over India.
One such diamond can buy 10 Bill Gates to you.
And the World Bank has proposed the Indian Govt. that it can pay India in Installment if it wishes to do so.
India’s GDP is 34.25 billion dollars.
Bill Gates property is 95 billion dollars approximate so that is the way “nature changes”.
Our Prime Minister has refused to sell it.
He said it will be sold or mortgaged for credit when we need it. Otherwise right now we have no problems.
You can go through Times of India with a small column on it some time ago.
Star TV presented a 115 min documentary on it about 15 days ago(Some time back).
The Hindu with its half page article in it.
After that it was censored as classified.
Another good news is that in the Desert of Thar a deposit of Oil and Natural gas have been found. This stores what Kuwait has in its stomach.
India can go with this ONGC energy reserve with another 30 years.
And moreover it can export it to other counties.
It’s incredible!! But true.
An Indian boy in his 12th standard has disproved Einstein’s “Theory of Relativity”.
Shocked? Read on…
Sudarshan Reddy has theoretically proven the existence of a subatomic particle, which can travel at speed greater than that of light, thereby challenging one of the fundamental postulates of the “Theory of Relativity”.
In his recent research paper submitted to the Institute of Advanced Physics (IAP) at Trieste (Italy), Sudarshan has proved the existence of a class of subatomic particles called “leptons”,which can travel faster than light.
The international physics community is shocked by this discovery.
Dr.Massimo Martelli, President of the IAP has this to say about the paper submitted by Sudarshan. “After long, careful and critical analysis, I can confidently say that Sudarshan’s re search papers show tremendous leap in our understanding of physics. His investigation mounts up on “leptons”.
His work builds substantially on the work of Einstein and others in the field of relativity.”
When physicists from Princeton University tried to measure Sudarshan’s IQ with an IQmeter (at the American Embassy in Delhi),the meter broke down.
Sudarshan, incidentally, is the brother of Madhu Reddy, the Indian whiz kid who developed an operating system superior to Microsoft Windows.
We should all be very proud of these boys.
Wondering how? It’s really amazing. It’s due to Mr. G Vaidyaraj, who donated all his wealth, about which he actually did not know.
He is a descendant of Raja Krishnadev Raya from Mysore district.
For the last 300 years or so, three stones were worshiped in his house.But nobody tried to see what it was, except this person, who is a lawyer by profession.One day, when there was nobody in his house, he took the stone out to see what it was that they worship.
Due to the dust deposited on it, from many many years, it looked only like a simple stone. But when he touched it, some portion of the stone was cleansed.
And he saw a bright ray of light. He saw something which attracted his attention. And he was amazed when he cleaned all of them.The whole room was filled with light.
He discovered they were diamonds of about 4600 carats each. He informed the Govt. of India and the news is censored with its security. It’s now deposited in a Swiss Bank.
The cost of single diamond exceeds the GDP of USA + UK. India can buy virtually 7 developing nations.
Even World Bank does not have enough money to buy it.
One diamond costs thrice the debt of World Bank over India.
One such diamond can buy 10 Bill Gates to you.
And the World Bank has proposed the Indian Govt. that it can pay India in Installment if it wishes to do so.
India’s GDP is 34.25 billion dollars.
Bill Gates property is 95 billion dollars approximate so that is the way “nature changes”.
Our Prime Minister has refused to sell it.
He said it will be sold or mortgaged for credit when we need it. Otherwise right now we have no problems.
You can go through Times of India with a small column on it some time ago.
Star TV presented a 115 min documentary on it about 15 days ago(Some time back).
The Hindu with its half page article in it.
After that it was censored as classified.
Another good news is that in the Desert of Thar a deposit of Oil and Natural gas have been found. This stores what Kuwait has in its stomach.
India can go with this ONGC energy reserve with another 30 years.
And moreover it can export it to other counties.
It’s incredible!! But true.
An Indian boy in his 12th standard has disproved Einstein’s “Theory of Relativity”.
Shocked? Read on…
Sudarshan Reddy has theoretically proven the existence of a subatomic particle, which can travel at speed greater than that of light, thereby challenging one of the fundamental postulates of the “Theory of Relativity”.
In his recent research paper submitted to the Institute of Advanced Physics (IAP) at Trieste (Italy), Sudarshan has proved the existence of a class of subatomic particles called “leptons”,which can travel faster than light.
The international physics community is shocked by this discovery.
Dr.Massimo Martelli, President of the IAP has this to say about the paper submitted by Sudarshan. “After long, careful and critical analysis, I can confidently say that Sudarshan’s re search papers show tremendous leap in our understanding of physics. His investigation mounts up on “leptons”.
His work builds substantially on the work of Einstein and others in the field of relativity.”
When physicists from Princeton University tried to measure Sudarshan’s IQ with an IQmeter (at the American Embassy in Delhi),the meter broke down.
Sudarshan, incidentally, is the brother of Madhu Reddy, the Indian whiz kid who developed an operating system superior to Microsoft Windows.
We should all be very proud of these boys.