Nov 23, 2006

WHO IS BEHIND THE DEATH OF ………???????

Don’t be tensed. We are helpless. Bin + bush fought and they are responsible for this. You can’t simply blame Bush. You can clap with 2 hands only.

Bush’s father who was the man who started this out. He got Bin trained in U.S. Military camps to divide U.S.S.R into pieces. Bin played a major part to divide Asia’s biggest country U.S.S.R.

This was not the end. Bush was asked by bin to give him the full control of Afgan, turkey, etc. Bush rejected his proposal. And sent U.S. Soldiers to kill Bin. Since then Bin is waiting for a chance to destroy Bush.

Bush lost elections. And Bin kept quiet for sometime. Finally when Bush’s son came as U.S. President he got chance. And that was WTC blast.

These two people, who run after each other, show they are doing this for the better of people. But to say real. They are the cause for distraction. They are greedy for power.

None of them is a saint. You sent a mail saying who is behind the death of…….670 soldiers. But can you tell me who is behind the death of 246 Indian’s working in WTC?

A Great Message

It was a sports stadium.Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.

Ready!
Steady!
Bang!!!

With the sound of Toy pistol,all eight girls started running. Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, due to bruises and pain she started crying.

* When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back, they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down. One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired ‘Now pain must have reduced’.

* All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post.

* Officials were shocked. Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even!

* YES. This happened in Hyderabad [INDIA], recently !

* The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health. All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are spastic children.

* Yes, they were mentally retarded. What did they teach this world?

* Teamwork?
* Humanity?
* Equality among all?????

Woman Dictionary

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need = I want

It’s your decision = my correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain Sure

go ahead = I don’t want you to

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron

You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re going to hate

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? =Too late, you’re dead

Woman Mentality

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.

The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
“Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?”

So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day !!!