Google’s Translation

01. Open www.Google.co.in
02. Click ‘language tools’ link.
03. Write “Aishwarya’s mom is very nice” in ‘Translate text:’ textbox.
04. Select “English to Spanish” in the below combo.
05. Press Translate and wait for translation.
06. Now copy the translated text from the above text and paste it in the ‘Translate text:’ textbox.
07. Select “Spanish to English” in the below combo.
08. Press Translate and wait for translation.
09. Enjoy.

SMS Short Cuts

#-) Partied all night #:-) Hair in a mess #:-o Oh no! %-) Confused %-) I’m tipsy but happy &:-) Sender has curly hair (-: Sender is left-handed (:-) Bald (:-… Heart-broken (:-|K- Dressed to kill *:* Fuzzy face *<:o) Clown :-# My lips are sealed :-$ Put your money where your mouth is :-& Tongue-tied L8 - late “Sad face” Frown :’-( I am crying :-(*) Sick comment “I\’m happy” Classic smiley Original smiley :-)) Very happy :-* Kiss :*) I’ tipsy :*)? Are you drunk? :// Frustrated ::=)) Seeing double :@ Ouch! :-@ Screaming :@) Pig :^D” Great! I like it! :-{) Sender has moustache :-{)} Sender has moustache & beard Hmmm :-|| Angry :+( I’m hurt by that :=8) Baboon :> Develish grin :-> Hey :3-<>Laugh loud :-e I’m disappointed “I\’m surprised” Amazement Oh :-p Sticking out tongue :-s Confusion :-X Big wet kiss Wink ;-/ “Confused” @ “At” \o/ Praise the Lord {} No comment |-) Hee-hee |:-0 No explanation |-| Going to sleep ~#:-( Bad hair day ~o~ Bird <:-) Dumb question <:-0 Eeek! <3>;-(’ I am spitting mad 1 “One, Won” 1dRfl - wonderful 2 - to/too/two 2 “Too, To, Two” 2dA - today 2DAY “Today” 2moro - tomorrow 2MORO “Tomorrow” 2nite - tonite 3dom - freedom 3SUM “Threesome” 4 - for 4 “For, Four” 4get - forget 4N - foreign Sender wears glasses 8^ Chicken ADN - any day now AFAIK - as far as I know AFAIR - as far as I recall ASAP - as soon as possible ATB “All the best” ATM - at the moment B - be B “Be, Bee” B4 - before B4 “Before” B4N - bye for now BB - bye-bye BCNU “I’ll be seeing you” Bf -boyfriend BG - big grin BION - believe it or not BK - big kiss BTDT - been there, done that BTW - by the way BWD “Backward” By - busy

C - see/sea C “See, Sea” CB - call back CU “See you” CUL - see you later CWYL - chat with you later d:) “Baseball cap ” d:-) Hats off to your great idea DOIN “Doing” DUZ - does DUZNT - doesn’t F2F - free to talk? F2T “Free to talk” FWD “Forward” G2G - got to go Gf - girlfried GONNA “Going to” Gr8 - great GR8 “Great” Grr - angry H2 - how to H8 “Hate” HUH - have you heard? IC - I see ICCL - I couldn’t care less IK - I know ILU (or ILY) - I love you in4ml - informal KISS - keep it simple, stupid KUTGW - keep up the good work L8 - late L8 “Late” L8r - later L8R “Later” LMK - let me know LUV “Love” M8 - mate MOB “Mobile” MOF - matter of fact MSG “Message” MT - empty MTE - my thoughts exactly NAGI - not a good idea Ne - any NE “Any” Ne1 - anyone NE1 “Anyone” NETHNG “Anything” No1 - no one NO1 “No-one” Nrg - energy O:-) Innocent OIC - Oh I see OIC “Oh, I see” OK - okay ONNA - oh no, not again! OTT- over the top PCM - please call me PCM “Please call me” Pls - please PLS “Please” Ppl - people PPL “People” PTL - praise the Lord R - are Re - regarding RGDS “Regards” RUOK - are you okay? RUOK “Are you okay?” Spk - speak Sry - sorry STRA “Stray” SUM1 “Someone” SWAK - sealed with a kiss THNQ “Thank you” THX - thanks THX “Thanks” TTYL - talk to you later TXT - text U - you U “You” U@ - you at? (where are you?) UOK - you okay? UR - your/you\’re UR “You are ” Usu - usually W “With” W/ - with W/O “Without” W8 - wait W84M - wait for me Wan2 - want to WAN2 “Want to?” WKND “Weekend” WMF - works for me wn - when XLNT - excellent XLNT “Excellent” XOXOX “Hugs and kisses” Y - why YM - you mean YR - yeah, right YR “Your”

L E M O N J U I C E

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a Rs 10,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people like weightlifters, wrestlers, body builders, etc had tried over time, but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a safari suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, “I’d like to try the bet.” After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd’s laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and 5-6 drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs 10,000, and asked the little man, “What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?”

“No,” replied the man.

“I work as a project manager in a software company!”