Try this. . . Believe it or not you can read it
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt..
Dec 11, 2006
Sachin & Sourav
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket,like they do every day.
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, “Do you think there’s cricket in heaven?”
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno. But let’s make a deal: if I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if there’s cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same.” They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.
One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, “Sourav… Sourav!”
Ganguly responds, “Sachin! Is that you?” “Yes it is, Sourav,” whispers Sachin’s ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, “So, is there cricket in heaven?” “Well,” says Sachin, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“Gimme the good news first,” says Ganguly.
Sachin says, “Well… there is cricket in heaven.” Ganguly says, “That’s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?”
Sachin sighs and whispers, “You are going to open the innings on Friday.”
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, “Do you think there’s cricket in heaven?”
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno. But let’s make a deal: if I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if there’s cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same.” They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.
One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, “Sourav… Sourav!”
Ganguly responds, “Sachin! Is that you?” “Yes it is, Sourav,” whispers Sachin’s ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, “So, is there cricket in heaven?” “Well,” says Sachin, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“Gimme the good news first,” says Ganguly.
Sachin says, “Well… there is cricket in heaven.” Ganguly says, “That’s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?”
Sachin sighs and whispers, “You are going to open the innings on Friday.”
Intriguing Equations!!:
1. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
2. One Chinese gymnast = India’s Gold Medal tally since 1896
3. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
4. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
5. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in a Hindi movie.
6. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol
7. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.
8. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
9. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
10. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
11. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
12. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
13. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
14. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One sooraj Barjataya Film
15…. This one is the best of all………. Software Engg (or) Process Executives + No Work = Forwards
2. One Chinese gymnast = India’s Gold Medal tally since 1896
3. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
4. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
5. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in a Hindi movie.
6. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol
7. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.
8. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
9. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
10. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
11. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
12. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
13. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
14. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One sooraj Barjataya Film
15…. This one is the best of all………. Software Engg (or) Process Executives + No Work = Forwards
Health - Recognizing a stroke!
Maybe you are in perfect Health to bother about this. But then, you may have an opportunity to save a family member, friend or stranger.
During a outdoor dinner at a seaside resort near Chennai, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Lakshmi (name changed) went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening.
Her husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm, Lakshmi passed away). She had suffered a stroke at the dinner- had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke perhaps Lakshmi would be alive today.
It only takes a minute to read this:
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed and getting to the patient within 3 hours which is tough. There is nothing more life saving than getting the patient to the hospital in the FIRST ONE HOUR! The Golden Hour it is now known as to Doctors and emergency attendants alike!
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Remember the “3″ steps. Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
1. *Ask the individual to SMILE. 2. *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS. 3. *Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e. . . It is sunny out today). If he or she has trouble with any of these tasks, call emergency immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
After discovering that a group of non-medical volunteers could identify facial weakness, arm weakness and speech problems, researchers urged the general public to learn the three questions. Widespread use of this test could result in prompt diagnosis and treatment of the stroke and prevent brain damage.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
BE A FRIEND AND SHARE THIS ARTICLE WITH AS MANY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE, and you could save their lives.
During a outdoor dinner at a seaside resort near Chennai, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Lakshmi (name changed) went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening.
Her husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm, Lakshmi passed away). She had suffered a stroke at the dinner- had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke perhaps Lakshmi would be alive today.
It only takes a minute to read this:
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed and getting to the patient within 3 hours which is tough. There is nothing more life saving than getting the patient to the hospital in the FIRST ONE HOUR! The Golden Hour it is now known as to Doctors and emergency attendants alike!
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Remember the “3″ steps. Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
1. *Ask the individual to SMILE. 2. *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS. 3. *Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e. . . It is sunny out today). If he or she has trouble with any of these tasks, call emergency immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
After discovering that a group of non-medical volunteers could identify facial weakness, arm weakness and speech problems, researchers urged the general public to learn the three questions. Widespread use of this test could result in prompt diagnosis and treatment of the stroke and prevent brain damage.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
BE A FRIEND AND SHARE THIS ARTICLE WITH AS MANY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE, and you could save their lives.