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These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things People actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now Published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while
These exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up That morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he Doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up! Also?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the Autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law Somewhere
Feb 23, 2007
INFOSYS GIRLS
Written by Infosys Guys:
1. What is the beautiful girl called in Infosys?
A. Visitor.
2. What happens when all the Infosys girls go on a trip to moon?
A. Average beauty of the earth ncreases
3. What happens when hundred new girls join ?
A. Average beauty of Infosys further decreases.
4. What happens when a Infosys girl has very malignant brain tumor?
A. She will get her knee operated.
5. What happens when two Infosys girls meet generally at fashion show?
A. They will discuss the cause of the two smaller bugs in software.
6. What happens when a Infosys girl contests a fashion show?
A. She will get best possible points in the field of morale boosting.
7. What happens if you present a book named How to fall in love to a Infosys girl?
A. She will use it as a mouse pad.
8. When there is a competition in beauty and two Infosys girl! Participate,its called a competition.
A. If a Infosys girl and other outside girl competes, its called overconfidence.
9. What happens when two Infosys girls compete for same guy?
A. He will commit suicide.
10. Where will an infosys gal go on a date ???
A. To the library..
Quote:
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Generally 99% of the girls in the world are beautiful, rest are in Infosys
1. What is the beautiful girl called in Infosys?
A. Visitor.
2. What happens when all the Infosys girls go on a trip to moon?
A. Average beauty of the earth ncreases
3. What happens when hundred new girls join ?
A. Average beauty of Infosys further decreases.
4. What happens when a Infosys girl has very malignant brain tumor?
A. She will get her knee operated.
5. What happens when two Infosys girls meet generally at fashion show?
A. They will discuss the cause of the two smaller bugs in software.
6. What happens when a Infosys girl contests a fashion show?
A. She will get best possible points in the field of morale boosting.
7. What happens if you present a book named How to fall in love to a Infosys girl?
A. She will use it as a mouse pad.
8. When there is a competition in beauty and two Infosys girl! Participate,its called a competition.
A. If a Infosys girl and other outside girl competes, its called overconfidence.
9. What happens when two Infosys girls compete for same guy?
A. He will commit suicide.
10. Where will an infosys gal go on a date ???
A. To the library..
Quote:
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Generally 99% of the girls in the world are beautiful, rest are in Infosys