Know your Customer !!!

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...

First poster- A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster - man is drinking our Cola.

Third poster- Our man is now totally refreshed.




Then these posters were pasted all over the place.

"That should have worked," said the friend. The salesman replied "I also didn't realize that Arabs go from right to left"

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every
morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers.

For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea,piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT
1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water
2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute
3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.
4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours
5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning
may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.
6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can
enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/ reduce main diseases:
1. High Blood Pressure (30 days)
2. Gastric (10 days)
3. Diabetes (30 days)
4. Constipation (10 days)
5. Cancer (180 days)
6. TB (90 days)
7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st
week, and from 2nd week onwards – daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times. It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ..not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine.

Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. A serious note about heart attacks: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting,

Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.

Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive. A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to everyone they know, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

BLOCKBUSTERS...of Bihari's

Bihari: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Bihari: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge?
Bihari: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth..

Bihari tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will be there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

A BIHARI went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had
gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

Bihari had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named them Peter &Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Bihari named them TIRED & RETIRED!

A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Bihariji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
WHY? because his doctor advised him
"Today’s dinner should be light"

BIHARI & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I BIHARI, SHE BIHARINEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....

One Bihariji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...

Santa! Your daughter has died! Bihari Depressed & jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa

ON A ROMANTIC DATE BIHARIS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE
NUMBER

Bihari found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

A dog was chasing a Bihari and the Bihari was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Bihari: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Bihariji. He wrote
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

What does a Bihari do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

WHY CANT BIHARIS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.

Bihari & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Bihari says...
Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Bihari says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

A Bihari & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Bihari replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

Bihari at an Art
Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern
art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Bihari news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
Biharis have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

Bihari visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

Bihariji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing He said-im seeing how i look while
sleeping.