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Chewy Offer to make a sandwich for the victim. But don’t remove the wrapper from the slice of cheese. When they bite down they’ll get a...

Incorrect If the victim uses Microsoft Word, go into the victim’s computer and change the auto-correct feature so it misspells common w...

Clipped Make some copies of a paperclip. Then put them into the paper tray of the copier. People will go nuts trying to find the papercl...

Short Sheet This is a one of the oldest April Fool's Day pranks in the world! Take the top sheet off the victim’s bed, and tuck ...

I Miss you a Lot Dear.... SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 " Don't get excited...

U are a... B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you...

Bihari: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Bihari: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge? Bihari: oye, ...

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, ...

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about the att...

A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, ...

I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the suburb of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is mar...

One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, “Mommy, is God Black or White?” She replies, “Well, Honey, God is both Black and White. ...

A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believei...

Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught you sleeping at your desk? Here is what yo...

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.  The florist's son handed her a gi...

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to desc...

Women Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need = I want It's your decision. = The correct decision sho...

A daughter complained to her father about life and how hard things are for her. She said she wanted to give up as she was tired of strugglin...

General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school in late 2003. After the typical civics presentation to the class, he announces, "All ...