I never take risk while drinking When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I s... Read more »
Nov 24, 2006
May I know the time please?!
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? Old Man: Certainly not. Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me th... Read more »
Nov 23, 2006
WHO IS BEHIND THE DEATH OF ………???????
Don’t be tensed. We are helpless. Bin + bush fought and they are responsible for this. You can’t simply blame Bush. You can clap with 2 hand... Read more »
A Great Message
It was a sports stadium.Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event. Ready! Steady! Bang!!! With the sound... Read more »
Woman Dictionary
Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need = I want It’s your decision = my correct decision should be obvious by now ... Read more »
Woman Mentality
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors,... Read more »
Nov 22, 2006
Symptoms of IT People
If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms: 1.) U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in everyday parlan... Read more »
Test your eyes
Count every “F” in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS… HOW... Read more »
Richest country……amazing news
Do you know that India is the richest country in the world! Right now, India is the richest country in the world! Wondering how? It’s really... Read more »
Nov 21, 2006
Errors not Warnings !!!!
A software engineer was smoking in office. Girl says, Can’t you see the warning on the pack? “Smoking is injurious to health” To this the en... Read more »
Birthdays and You
IF you were born on the : *1st, 10th, 19th, 28th *of any month you are number* 1.* *2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th* of any month then you are number ... Read more »
Nov 20, 2006
Cell Phone Usage at Rainy Time
This is a real story that has happened in Madurai some time back. Cell Phone Usage at Rainy Time In continuation of the news item appearing ... Read more »
Always tell truth to your Wife
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nea... Read more »
Vision
When a person begins to see all goodness as being the goodness of God, all the beauty that surrounds him as the divine beauty, he begins by ... Read more »
First Date Conversation
On first dates conversation can be uncomfortably slow at times. You don’t know much about the person and you have no history with them so it... Read more »
Nov 19, 2006
Sleeping Son….. Principal
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON: “But why, Mama? I ... Read more »
DO NOT REUSE MINERAL WATER BOTTLES
Many are unaware of poisoning caused by re-using plastic bottles. Some of you may be in the habit of using and re-using your disposable mine... Read more »
13 Differences between Women and Men
1. NAMES: If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark,... Read more »
Ravan and Pappu !!
Once pappu started praying ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu. Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardan’s to Pa... Read more »
Nov 18, 2006
Amazing Computer Technology
One day, Pete complained to his friend,”My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a co... Read more »
After reading THIS, you’ll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again!
Bananas contain three natural sugars: sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant,sustained and substantial... Read more »
Nov 17, 2006
10 Steps to Finding Happiness For Life Partners
Do you know what all happy and healthy marriages have in common? In every one of them you will find two people committed to making each othe... Read more »
Chanakya’s Quotes - Worth Learning
******************************************************************* “A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Hon... Read more »
Nov 16, 2006
Cell Phone Usage at Rainy Time
This is a real story that has happened in Madurai sometime back. Cell Phone Usage at Rainy Time In continuation of the news item appearing i... Read more »
Reality of life, sad but true…………..!!!!
God created the donkey and said to him. “You will be a donkey. You will work untiring from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. ... Read more »
School Days Memories
Gone are the days When the school reopened in June, And we settled in our new desks and benches. Gone are the days When we queued up in boo... Read more »
12 Signs of falling in LOVE
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang Up...but you miss them already when it was just two minutes Ago. You read... Read more »
Nov 15, 2006
Thought before action
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along his route. No problems for the first few stops — a f... Read more »
Reunion!
In the year 2024… “Class of 2004 - Reunion”, read the banner, oh! the last 20 years has gone so sooner, The great college days, I started re... Read more »
Newton Vs Rajanikanth
Newton-The Father of Physics commited suicide, you know why. Here is the reason. Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and... Read more »
Nov 14, 2006
“What happens if u stay late in the office”
It’s half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on… PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing… and who’s at work? Most of the... Read more »
Corporate Lesson
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch. when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie come... Read more »
Girl Rejects…. Boy Faints……
Girl working in CPU of leading financial institution gets proposal for marriage, and rejects the boy as under: Rejection Memo - 1. Photograp... Read more »
Nov 13, 2006
Who is real guru!!! Student or Guru????
One night 4 mba students were boozing till late night and didn’t study For the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning... Read more »
Words Women Use
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed... Read more »
Engineer and MBA guy
An MBA graduate and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA frien... Read more »
Amazing Puzzle
Shilpa is 21 years older than her son raju. In 6 years from now Shilpa will be 5 times as old as raju. Question: Where’s Shilpa’s Husband? (... Read more »
Nov 12, 2006
A True Love Story (Very touching)!!!!!!!!!
This is indeed very touching……… A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the... Read more »
Global Warming
Ten ways to reduce your carbon footprint at workAdd to Clippings ================================================================== The sign... Read more »
Nov 11, 2006
Friends ~~~ Best Friends
Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs. Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom. Friend: has never seen you cry Best friend: has alwa... Read more »
Newton Vs Rajanikanth
Newton-The Father of Physics commited suicide, you know why. Here is the reason. Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and... Read more »
Appraisal Letter - Award Winning Short Story
On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Bangalore station. At once I was held back to see... Read more »
Nov 10, 2006
A collection of Sardar’s Joke -- 2
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop he... Read more »
A collection of Sardar’s Joke -- 1
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said “SM... Read more »
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