1. When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. you thanked her by crying all the night. 2. When you were 2 years old, she taught y... Read more »
Feb 27, 2007
Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger??....
Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger?? Pls follow the below step, really god make this a miracle (this is from a Chinese excerpt... Read more »
Feb 26, 2007
Attraction of Deception
A wife happily back home and breaks good news to her husband, "Remember those 'not tonight honey I have headache' I've been... Read more »
BEAUTIFUL STORY OF DREAMS
Sometimes we get what we need and not what we want.......... Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their ... Read more »
Cover Your ......
An European, Australian and Asian guy went for a hike one day. It was very hot. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their cl... Read more »
Feb 25, 2007
Yeh hai Mumbai..........
Dear Terrorist, Even if you are not reading this we don't care. Time and again you tried to disturb us and disrupt our life - killing in... Read more »
Fire Rainbow
A rare Fire Rainbow seen recently on Idaho -Washington border in USA for about an hour. Clouds are cirrus, some twenty thousand feet up in t... Read more »
Enjoy the ride
We are traveling by train, Life is but a stopping place, We all have different journeys, Different paths along the way. For some the jou... Read more »
INSPIRATIONAL LEGENDS
He Rescues The Birds Once, while riding through the country with some other lawyers, Abraham Lincoln was missed from the party, and was seen... Read more »
Feb 23, 2007
Hilarious Court Cases
Check out the last one.Tooo Good. These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things People actually said in c... Read more »
INFOSYS GIRLS
Written by Infosys Guys: 1. What is the beautiful girl called in Infosys? A. Visitor. 2. What happens when all the Infosys girls go on a tri... Read more »
Feb 22, 2007
SMS COLLECTIONS >>>>>>>>>
SHAYARI SMS ************************************************ Kashti behti hai kinare ki talaash mei, Log milte hai pyar ki aas mei, Hum roz ... Read more »
Pizza Delivery Man
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said... Read more »
Feb 21, 2007
3 minute lesson by Kids
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers tot were bro... Read more »
CHAIN SMOKER
A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large building. The Second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The nonsmoker ... Read more »
Barbie Shopping
A man goes shopping for his 6-year-old daughter and decides to check out the Barbie dolls at the toy store. As he walks in, a young woman as... Read more »
OFFICE JOKES >>>>>>>>
Good Excuse -------------- Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’... Read more »
Feb 20, 2007
Medical Certificate
Tired from hardworking or Want to make leave letter : Try this Medical Certificate :) Doctor Certified Certified that Mr. /Miss __________... Read more »
DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?
DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day ... Read more »
Feb 19, 2007
MIX SMS COLLECTIONS >>>>>>>>>
MIX SMS ************************************************ If i get ur smile,i dont need flowers,if i hear ur voice i dont need music,if u spe... Read more »
Feb 18, 2007
21 Things To Remember
1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be. 3. Others can stop you tem... Read more »
Increase Your Knowledge & Add What U Have
1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a Person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions. 2. Until babies are si... Read more »
Lessons of life
I feared being alone Until I learned to like Myself. I feared failure Until I realized that I only Fail when I don't try. I feared suc... Read more »
Feb 17, 2007
Sense of Humor
Interviewer said, " I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind... Read more »
Prison or Office
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad... IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of you... Read more »
Feb 8, 2007
Arrested for laughing! This is from an actual trial in the UK
A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her ... Read more »
Top 10 Heights
1. What is height of Fashion? A. Dhoti with a zip 2. What is height of Secrecy? A. Offering blank visiting cards. 3. What is height of Activ... Read more »
Good one
NEW YORK : A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in po... Read more »
Foreign Goodies
A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of their daughters. The d... Read more »
Tips to recover scratched Cds
Don't you feel like crying every time you add another disc to your pile of scratched discs. Trashing that disc which contained your favo... Read more »
Feb 7, 2007
WHERE TO TAP
Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figu... Read more »
Irish Luck and compassion
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help comi... Read more »
A DEFINITE READ!!... TOO DAMN FUNNY!! :)
A local newspaper (in England ) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line... Read more »
cheers 2007....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real c... Read more »
Slip of the toungue...
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don... Read more »
Feb 6, 2007
Human Race is doomed through stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer produc... Read more »
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