I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that ... Read more »
Apr 21, 2008
The Absolute Worst Things To Say To A Police Officer
* I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. * Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. ... Read more »
Laws Of Life
1. Murphy's First Law for Wives If you ask your husband to pick up five items from the shops and then you add one more as an aftert... Read more »
Apr 7, 2008
A Blue Star In Your Eyes
On the wings of an eagle, My love for you flies. Soaring higher and higher, And touching the skies. I reached up above, And pulled a star fr... Read more »
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