Bihari: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Bihari: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge?
Bihari: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth..
Bihari tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will be there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
A BIHARI went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had
gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
Bihari had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named them Peter &Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Bihari named them TIRED & RETIRED!
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Bihariji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
WHY? because his doctor advised him
"Today’s dinner should be light"
BIHARI & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I BIHARI, SHE BIHARINEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
One Bihariji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...
Santa! Your daughter has died! Bihari Depressed & jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
ON A ROMANTIC DATE BIHARIS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE
NUMBER
Bihari found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Bihari and the Bihari was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Bihari: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Bihariji. He wrote
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
What does a Bihari do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
WHY CANT BIHARIS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
Bihari & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Bihari says...
Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Bihari says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
A Bihari & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Bihari replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Bihari at an Art
Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern
art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Bihari news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
Biharis have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
Bihari visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
Bihariji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing He said-im seeing how i look while
sleeping.
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