An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He d... Read more »
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Jun 20, 2008
THE SCIENTIST AND GOD
A scientist approaches God, and says to Him, "Look, God, we don't need you anymore. Nowadays, we can do all sorts of things that u... Read more »
DEATH OF A SENATOR
A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heav... Read more »
MOST FAMOUS MAN WHO EVER LIVED
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can ... Read more »
Jun 21, 2007
A Woman of Strength
A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ... but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape... ***... Read more »
The essence of the Geeta
1. Why do you uselessly worry? Of whom are you needlessly afraid? Who can kill you? The Atma is neither born nor does it die. 2. Whatever h... Read more »
Feb 26, 2007
BEAUTIFUL STORY OF DREAMS
Sometimes we get what we need and not what we want.......... Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their ... Read more »
Feb 23, 2007
Hilarious Court Cases
Check out the last one.Tooo Good. These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things People actually said in c... Read more »
Feb 21, 2007
OFFICE JOKES >>>>>>>>
Good Excuse -------------- Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’... Read more »
Feb 8, 2007
Arrested for laughing! This is from an actual trial in the UK
A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her ... Read more »
Feb 7, 2007
Slip of the toungue...
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don&#... Read more »
Jan 4, 2007
Slip of the toungue...
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don&#... Read more »
Dec 13, 2006
George Bush at Primary School
George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George as... Read more »
Dec 12, 2006
The most difficult task
The most difficult task on the earth understands girls and read the following which proves that notion: These are Girls ads taken from shaad... Read more »
Dec 11, 2006
Sachin & Sourav
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about... Read more »
Intriguing Equations!!:
1. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. 2. One Chinese gymnast = India’s Gold Medal tally since 1896 3. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. 4.... Read more »
Dec 10, 2006
THE DOOR BELL
One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeli... Read more »
Dec 9, 2006
Really cool and good answers
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked, “Boy. What is your problem?” Boy. A... Read more »
Dec 7, 2006
Google’s Translation
01. Open www.Google.co.in 02. Click ‘language tools’ link. 03. Write “Aishwarya’s mom is very nice” in ‘Translate text:’ textbox. 04. Select... Read more »
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