MIX SMS ************************************************ If i get ur smile,i dont need flowers,if i hear ur voice i dont need music,if u spe... Read more »
21 Things To Remember
1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be. 3. Others can stop you tem... Read more »
Increase Your Knowledge & Add What U Have
1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a Person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions. 2. Until babies are si... Read more »
Lessons of life
I feared being alone Until I learned to like Myself. I feared failure Until I realized that I only Fail when I don't try. I feared suc... Read more »
Sense of Humor
Interviewer said, " I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind... Read more »
Prison or Office
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad... IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of you... Read more »
Arrested for laughing! This is from an actual trial in the UK
A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her ... Read more »
Top 10 Heights
1. What is height of Fashion? A. Dhoti with a zip 2. What is height of Secrecy? A. Offering blank visiting cards. 3. What is height of Activ... Read more »
Good one
NEW YORK : A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in po... Read more »
Foreign Goodies
A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of their daughters. The d... Read more »
Tips to recover scratched Cds
Don't you feel like crying every time you add another disc to your pile of scratched discs. Trashing that disc which contained your favo... Read more »
WHERE TO TAP
Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figu... Read more »
Irish Luck and compassion
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help comi... Read more »
A DEFINITE READ!!... TOO DAMN FUNNY!! :)
A local newspaper (in England ) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line... Read more »
cheers 2007....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real c... Read more »
Slip of the toungue...
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don... Read more »
Human Race is doomed through stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer produc... Read more »