Check out the last one.Tooo Good. These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things People actually said in c... Read more »
Feb 23, 2007
INFOSYS GIRLS
Written by Infosys Guys: 1. What is the beautiful girl called in Infosys? A. Visitor. 2. What happens when all the Infosys girls go on a tri... Read more »
Feb 22, 2007
SMS COLLECTIONS >>>>>>>>>
SHAYARI SMS ************************************************ Kashti behti hai kinare ki talaash mei, Log milte hai pyar ki aas mei, Hum roz ... Read more »
Pizza Delivery Man
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said... Read more »
Feb 21, 2007
3 minute lesson by Kids
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers tot were bro... Read more »
CHAIN SMOKER
A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large building. The Second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The nonsmoker ... Read more »
Barbie Shopping
A man goes shopping for his 6-year-old daughter and decides to check out the Barbie dolls at the toy store. As he walks in, a young woman as... Read more »
OFFICE JOKES >>>>>>>>
Good Excuse -------------- Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’... Read more »
Feb 20, 2007
Medical Certificate
Tired from hardworking or Want to make leave letter : Try this Medical Certificate :) Doctor Certified Certified that Mr. /Miss __________... Read more »
DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?
DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day ... Read more »
Feb 19, 2007
MIX SMS COLLECTIONS >>>>>>>>>
MIX SMS ************************************************ If i get ur smile,i dont need flowers,if i hear ur voice i dont need music,if u spe... Read more »
Feb 18, 2007
21 Things To Remember
1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be. 3. Others can stop you tem... Read more »
Increase Your Knowledge & Add What U Have
1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a Person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions. 2. Until babies are si... Read more »
Lessons of life
I feared being alone Until I learned to like Myself. I feared failure Until I realized that I only Fail when I don't try. I feared suc... Read more »
Feb 17, 2007
Sense of Humor
Interviewer said, " I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind... Read more »
Prison or Office
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad... IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of you... Read more »
Feb 8, 2007
Arrested for laughing! This is from an actual trial in the UK
A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her ... Read more »
Top 10 Heights
1. What is height of Fashion? A. Dhoti with a zip 2. What is height of Secrecy? A. Offering blank visiting cards. 3. What is height of Activ... Read more »
Good one
NEW YORK : A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in po... Read more »
Foreign Goodies
A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of their daughters. The d... Read more »
Tips to recover scratched Cds
Don't you feel like crying every time you add another disc to your pile of scratched discs. Trashing that disc which contained your favo... Read more »
Feb 7, 2007
WHERE TO TAP
Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figu... Read more »
Irish Luck and compassion
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help comi... Read more »
A DEFINITE READ!!... TOO DAMN FUNNY!! :)
A local newspaper (in England ) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line... Read more »
cheers 2007....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real c... Read more »
Slip of the toungue...
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don&#... Read more »
Feb 6, 2007
Human Race is doomed through stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer produc... Read more »
Jan 19, 2007
Who is Hyderabadi???????!!!!!!!!!!
1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22),while you actually live in the second house beside Zamzam cafe in ... Read more »
Do V Recognise
At age 8 , your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over your lap. When you were 9 years old , he paid for piano ... Read more »
wat mobile can do at hospital
This is a real incident that happened in a local hospital in Bangalore , India . A 4 year old girl was admitted due to leg fracture. As it w... Read more »
Titanic song remake as Orkut song
Every time in my orkut I see you. I scrap you. That is how I know you go on. Far across the Scrap Book And testimonials between us You have... Read more »
Men Vs Women
GIRL FACTS: When a girl bumps into your arm while walking She wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug, she will just stand there [:p... Read more »
Jan 18, 2007
Heights of Orkut
HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:? Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:? Two persons figh... Read more »
ConfuseD
Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ???? A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU...... Ques 2 : What is... Read more »
Jan 9, 2007
Rated As The World's Most Dangerous Road
RATED AS THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS ROAD In the South American country of Bolivia. It consists of 70 km of dirt and rock heading nort... Read more »
Sure you do laugh
If Zidane is a Hero from any "WooD" (Holly, Bolly, Kolly, Tolly...) Then Climax fight w ould be as follows: - - - E... Read more »
Jan 4, 2007
Slip of the toungue...
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don&#... Read more »
Cheers 2007...............
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real c... Read more »
A DEFINITE READ!!... TOO DAMN FUNNY!! :)
A local newspaper (in England ) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line... Read more »
Jan 3, 2007
Human Race is doomed through stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer produc... Read more »
What happens in heaven:
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My ang... Read more »
Jan 2, 2007
Peruse this ...Loks nice isn't .........
Tomorrow never comes... ONE OF my favourite one-liners is, "A pessimist is one who complains of the noise when opportunity knocks.&... Read more »
Jan 1, 2007
Million Dollars worth Photographs!
Million Dollars worth Photographs! 1) Tim Berners Lee -- Founder of the World Wide Web 2) Picture taken when microsoft was started 3) Steve... Read more »
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