I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that ... Read more »
Apr 21, 2008
The Absolute Worst Things To Say To A Police Officer
* I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. * Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. ... Read more »
Laws Of Life
1. Murphy's First Law for Wives If you ask your husband to pick up five items from the shops and then you add one more as an aftert... Read more »
Apr 7, 2008
A Blue Star In Your Eyes
On the wings of an eagle, My love for you flies. Soaring higher and higher, And touching the skies. I reached up above, And pulled a star fr... Read more »
Jan 1, 2008
Cooking Tips........
To make one cup of dal, add atleast 2-3 cups of water, depending on the type of dal. Soak whole pulses overnight and other dals for one h... Read more »
Dec 15, 2007
Five years and counting: Will the world end in 2012?
The end is near. Well, more specifically, it's five years from this Friday: Dec. 21, 2012 — or so the doomsayers would have you believe.... Read more »
Jun 21, 2007
Bank account of life
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coiffed ... Read more »
A Woman of Strength
A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ... but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape... ***... Read more »
The essence of the Geeta
1. Why do you uselessly worry? Of whom are you needlessly afraid? Who can kill you? The Atma is neither born nor does it die. 2. Whatever h... Read more »
Jun 20, 2007
The Paradox of our Time
The paradox of our time in history is that: We have taller buildings, but shorter tempers Wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints We spend m... Read more »
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