Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth…………….. Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This PacketSardar: - Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar’s wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was driving..
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