A collection of Sardar’s Joke -- 2

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ‘’Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM'’.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is ‘U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!”

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what…—To avoid side effect!!!

Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab”.

IN COURT during a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke ….. Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab kehte ho gita pe haath rakho…..

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don’t know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please recharge your card”

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs Sardar painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, “For best results put on two coats”

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258.

Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???

A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard… BOLO tarara!!

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept……..

Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice. He checked his first patient’s Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!