Ravan and Pappu !!

Once pappu started praying ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu. Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardan’s to Pappu.

Ravan: “say vatsa what u want”
Pappu: “i want 100 vardan’s ”

Ravan: “but i can give u only 3 varas”
Pappu: “but i want 100 vardan’s”

Ravan: “no child thats not possible ”
Pappu: “no i wants 100 means 100″

Ravan: “no i can give u only 3 if u wants then take or else i m going.”
Pappu: “ok but what 3 i will ask u will give me definetly?”

Ravan: “sure its promise from rakshas raj ravana”
Pappu: “1st vardan, convert urs GADA on shoulder to wodden bamboo stick”

Ravan: “tathastu” and his gada turns into a stick.
Pappu: “second vardan, put that stick in ur as*hole”..deep inside..!!

Ravan: (confused but……..)”tathastu” and in great pain asks pappu to ask for the third vardan asap…
Pappu: “now are you giving me rest 97 varas or should i convert that stick again to GADA ??”

Ravan: ah!!!!