A joke for the dopers..........

A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, ... Read more »

God Was Your Closest Friend

God Was Your Closest Friend by Randall Beers I knew you were hurting although you wouldn’t cry, And could see you were suffering, see the pa... Read more »

This Guy Needs Help

I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the suburb of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is mar... Read more »

Mom Is God Black Or White!

One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, “Mommy, is God Black or White?” She replies, “Well, Honey, God is both Black and White. ... Read more »

Do you believe in ghost's

A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believei... Read more »

Things to say if caught sleeping at your desk-funny article

Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught you sleeping at your desk? Here is what yo... Read more »

School Gifts

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.  The florist's son handed her a gi... Read more »

Dostana - Fun Story

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room... Read more »

FUN FOOD FACTS

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. Reindeer like to eat... Read more »

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Some Fun Funny Facts

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off. The world's largest amphibian is the giant salamander. It can grow up... Read more »

Keep in Memory - ATM Secret

Please use this information. If you are ever forced by a thief or someone to take money out of an ATM machine, enter your pin number reverse... Read more »

The world's fastest train service!

China is on the charge. It will launch the world's fastest train service on August 1. The rail service will start from the southern ra... Read more »

Dill and Peas Pulao......

Ingredients: Rice 1 1/2 cups Fresh or Frozen Peas 1 cup Dill Leaves 1/4 cup Garlic 3 pods Cloves 3 Green Cardamom 1 Cinnamon 1 inch stick Co... Read more »

Chayote Rice......

Benguluru Vankaya Annam Ingredients: Chayote (benguluru vankaya) 1 tamarind juice 1tsp Without oil fry until light brown and make powder out... Read more »

Curry Leaves Rice.........

Karivepaku Annam Ingredients: Curry leaves 20-30 leaves Green chillies 3 Salt to taste Oil 1 tbsp Cooked white rice 4 cups Method of prepara... Read more »

Chocolate Chip Cake...

Ingredients: 200grams of self raising flour 200grams of sugar 150grams of butter 34 eggs pinch of baking powder 100grams choco chips drop of... Read more »

Pineapple Souffle....

Ingredients: Sweet Pineapple 1 small can (cut into very small peices) Cream 250 gms Gelatin 1 tb.sp Sugar 6 tb.sp Water 1/4 cup Preparation:... Read more »

Diabetic Caramal Custard

Ingredients: 2½ cups low fat milk 1 tablespoon custard powder 3 sachets sugar substitute ½ teaspoon vanilla essence 5 grams Chi... Read more »

How Women Think......

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to desc... Read more »

Man Vs Woman.....

Women Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need = I want It's your decision. = The correct decision sho... Read more »

The Talk.......

Boy: I need someone to talk to. Girl: I'm always here for you. Boy: I know. Girl: What's wrong? Boy: I like her so much. Girl: Talk... Read more »

Corn Chips...

Ingredients: 1 1/2 cups makai ka atta (finely ground maize flour) 1 cup maida 1 tbsp oil 3/4 tsp salt 1 tbsp dried parsley 1 tsp red chilli ... Read more »

Plantain Flower Fritters.......

Arati Puvvu Vadalu Ingredients: Plantain Flower 1 small Chana Dal 1 cup Onion 1 Green Chiles 3-5 Cilantro few sprigs Salt to taste Oil for d... Read more »

Black Eyed Pea Fritters......

Alasanda Vada Ingredients: Black-eyed Peas / Bobbarlu 1 cup Onion 1 small Green Chiles 2 Ginger 1 inch piece Cloves 1 Cinnamon 1/2 inch piec... Read more »

Pakodi With Chilli Ginger

Gatti Pakodi Ingredients: Rice flour 1 cup Plain flour 1/2 cup Ginger 1/2 inch piece Green chillies 4 Salt to taste Oil for deep frying Meth... Read more »

My Dog is Now a Cow...

I suspect it is as hard as can be To find a dog without any fleas. The Vet gave me a pill, for my dog to take.... When I showed it to him he... Read more »

One Minute Poem...

I've been in a mood To write a poem or two I don't know why I do what I do I guess it's just a natural thing Like cutting a ham ... Read more »

The Water in the Toilet....

The toilet is a magical gateway It's also so comfortable that you'd like to stay The toilet is attached to an amazing connection and... Read more »

Grilled Chicken In Gravy,,,,,,

Ingredients: 800 grams of chicken cut into 1" chunks (preferably boneless) 4 tablespoons yoghurt 4 tablespoons vinegar or lemon juic... Read more »

Butter Chicken

For Marination 800 grams of chicken cut into pieces (preferably boneless) 1 tablespoon(s) slightly sour yoghurt (optional) 1 tables... Read more »

Mughlai Chicken Curry...

Ingredients: 8 medium sized pieces (about 800 grams) of chicken 2 tablespoon(s) yoghurt 2 tablespoons clarified butter (ghee) / butter /... Read more »

Mango Lassi......

Ingredients: Sweet Mango 1 Plain Yogurt 1 1/2 cups Honey to taste (optional) Method of preparation: Wash, peel, deseed and chop mango roughl... Read more »

Apricot Fruit Flip....

Ingredients: 1 (12 ounce) can Apricot Nectar 1 medium Ripe Banana 1/4 cup non-fat powdered Milk 2 Tablespoons Lemon Juice 1 Tablespoon Honey... Read more »

Tropical Strawberry Smoothie..

Ingredients: 2 Cups California Strawberries 1 Cup fresh, frozen or canned pineapple chunks 1 Container low fat pina colada... Read more »

To Kiss Her......

And though I have kissed her A thousand times a day I would want to make it millions And continuous without delay But she can only smile Bec... Read more »

Romantic Poem.....

A Summer Night to Remember........ Its another summer night But I feel I have to set ... Read more »

A Silly Little Wish....

I looked up. I saw a shooting star, I saw a shooting star in the dark sky. I made a wish, I made a wish to be with you. I looked down. I saw... Read more »

Taurus..

Aries/Taurus Aries is very impulsive while the Bull usually seeks security and stability, so while the Ram plunges headlong into a relations... Read more »

Libra.....

Libra/Libra This is got to be the most agreeable team on earth, indeed what can be more agreeable than two balanced individuals sharing thei... Read more »

Gemini

Capricorn/Gemini The logical Capricorn and the excitable, mercurial Gemini? Well, it's one challenging pair, all of Capricorn's pati... Read more »